A man and a woman were married for many years

A man and a woman were married for many years, and their arguments were legendary—shouting could be heard late into the night.
The old man would often yell, “When I die, I’ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

The neighbors were terrified of him, and he seemed to enjoy that.

Then, at the age of 98, the old man passed away.

After the funeral, the neighbors, still worried, asked his wife, “Aren’t you afraid he might dig his way out and haunt you?”

She calmly replied, “Let him try. I had him buried upside down, and I know he’ll never ask for directions.”

An old married couple went cam

An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”

The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”

The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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