Woman says she won case for being born without consent

Just when it seemed TikTok couldn’t surprise anyone anymore, Kass Theaz delivered a viral twist that left the internet stunned—and laughing. In a video that quickly made the rounds, Theaz claimed she had sued her parents for giving birth to her without consent. Not only did she allegedly take them to court, but she also walked away with $5,000 a month in what she called “involuntary life support” payments.

Theaz, a satirical content creator from New Jersey, has built a growing fanbase by mimicking what she calls “extreme woke logic,” pushing ideas to comically absurd levels. In her now-infamous 2023 video, she appeared dead serious while explaining her fictional lawsuit.

“I was not aware that I was going to have to grow up and get a job and support myself,” she said with a straight face. “I did not consent to that. They didn’t try to contact me in any way before I was born to see if I actually wanted to be here.”

Her advice to expectant parents? “Hire a psychic medium and ask if they actually wanna be here.”

“If not,” she added, “they will sue you—because I’m making that my life mission. To teach children to sue their parents, so they don’t have to work.”

Theaz, who has three children of her own, explained in another clip why her own parenting is “ethical.”

“A lot of people are shocked to hear that I have children, considering I sued my parents,” she said. “But it’s different when you adopt, because it’s not my fault that they’re here. I’m just trying to be a good person and help them out.”

As expected, TikTok lit up with comments. Some took her seriously, while others applauded her flawless deadpan delivery. One person asked, “What happens if they sue you for adopting them since they DIDN’T get to choose YOU?” Another joked, “I was contacted at seven months, so I knew what was coming.”

And she didn’t stop there. In a follow-up video responding to a sarcastic comment, she doubled down, claiming the court had indeed ruled in her favor—granting her a $5,000 monthly allowance from her parents to cover life’s necessities like food and shelter.

“Whatever I decide to work for, if I ever do—which I won’t—is just like extra spending money,” she said, straight-faced. “They’re responsible for my life for the rest of my life because they didn’t ask for my permission before they had me.”

Though some media outlets took the videos at face value, Theaz was clear about her intentions: it’s all satire. In fact, her TikTok profile even includes a disclaimer noting her content is not to be taken literally.

“I thought it was obvious that I was joking,” she told the New York Post. “People get worked up over anything. It shows how little people research before reacting.”

And just when followers thought she couldn’t go further, she shared another skit where she expressed guilt for initially rejecting her son’s identity after he came out—as a cat.

“I feel so much mom guilt for never taking him seriously when he came out to me as trans-species,” she said, recalling the struggles of litter-box training and her advocacy for a “trans-species child tax credit.”

Whether it’s through lawsuits over existence or feline family drama, Theaz remains committed to pushing satire to its hilarious limits. With 8.6 million likes and counting, her work has clearly struck a chord—if not always for the reasons people expect.

Love her or not, there’s no denying Kass Theaz has mastered the art of satire in the digital age. So, what do you think—did she go too far, or is she just what we need in a world that sometimes takes itself too seriously?

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